Touch typing. I swapped my stilsons for a keyboard 20 years ago and I am still a

[SWv2]

Touch typing (also called touch type or touch keyboarding) is typing without using the sense of sight to find the keys. Specifically, a touch typist will know their location on the keyboard through muscle memory.

Muscle memory, really?

What the fúck is that then.

[Peter]

Muscle memory, really?

What the fúck is that then.

Remembering that you used to have muscles.

[SWv2]

( I expect an I.T. autistic old Irish luddite like SW bludgeons the keyboard with his elbows ).

I have worked with a keyboard since my first desk job in 1988 so I will have you know I am a fúcking wizard “touch typist” as you say.

So basically back when you were fixing people’s U Bends and cleaning ****e from their pipes I was flying around the keyboard with remarkable ease. Smoking at my desk as well, cool as fúck.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

were fixing people’s U Bends and cleaning ****e from their pipes I was flying around the keyboard with remarkable ease. Smoking at my desk as well, cool as fúck.

Fixing U bends, cleaning ****e and shagging your missus

[IUFG]

Smoking at my desk as well, cool as fúck.

I often used to go through a 20 pack during office hours, due to the number of people smoking in the office.

You'd be typing away and a fag would land on your desk.

Long stopped now, of course.

[SWv2]

Fixing U bends, cleaning ****e and shagging your missus

In lieu of payment to be fair.

[SWv2]

I often used to go through a 20 pack during office hours, due to the number of people smoking in the office.

You'd be typing away and a fag would land on your desk.

Long stopped now, of course.

Indeed, times have changed.

3-4 hot knives before leaving the house in the morning, fried egg sandwich from the cafe on Paul Street, smoke a few fags, 2-3 pints at lunchtime in the Watermark Club, a wee pipe maybe, back to the office and few more fags. Out the door at 5 on the dot.

Personally I blame the likes of you and other HR / H&S nazis.

[IUFG]

Personally I blame the likes of you and other HR / H&S nazis.

I don't make them rules, sw...

[Ash]

Indeed, times have changed.

3-4 hot knives before leaving the house in the morning, fried egg sandwich from the cafe on Paul Street, smoke a few fags, 2-3 pints at lunchtime in the Watermark Club, a wee pipe maybe, back to the office and few more fags. Out the door at 5 on the dot.

Personally I blame the likes of you and other HR / H&S nazis.

I used to smoke a joint on the bus every morning between Birmingham and Wednesbury. A different world, indeed.

[Peter]

Indeed, times have changed.

3-4 hot knives before leaving the house in the morning, fried egg sandwich from the cafe on Paul Street, smoke a few fags, 2-3 pints at lunchtime in the Watermark Club, a wee pipe maybe, back to the office and few more fags. Out the door at 5 on the dot.

Personally I blame the likes of you and other HR / H&S nazis.

****ing hot knives first thing in the morning?

Jesus Christ.