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[The Insider]

Point of order, I think you'll find we're numpties rather than numbties.

Your jibes do not offend me, the Insider, for I am to make garlic bread.

Garlic. Bread. When did you last eat garlic bread? You want some now, don't you?

Thanks for the kind offer, but the coals are firing up the tandoor and the naan dough is proofing...so all is good in the bread department chez moi.Fresh Keema mattar paneer to go with it...