The new home kit looks a bit too dark of a red for my liking.

[Pat Vegas]

has there been any wenger out type rampage over this.

[Pat Vegas]

This post is proof I have nothing to say at all.

[Sir C]

This post is proof I have nothing to say at all.

Eddie Izzard sat next to me at dinner last night.

Scruffy bástard. Mind you, his lippy was nice and fresh.

Top socialist action from Eddie, clearly empathising with poor food bank users as he stuffed his face with champagne and lobster

[Burney]

Eddie Izzard sat next to me at dinner last night.

Scruffy bástard. Mind you, his lippy was nice and fresh.

Top socialist action from Eddie, clearly empathising with poor food bank users as he stuffed his face with champagne and lobster

You invited Eddie Izzard to your anniversary dinner? This seems odd. Was he wearing that fvcking beret?

How's your head this morning?

[Sir C]

You invited Eddie Izzard to your anniversary dinner? This seems odd. Was he wearing that fvcking beret?

How's your head this morning?

I did not. He was at the adjacent table, with a very small chap. There was no beret; jeans and high-heeled boots. Jeans, for the love of God, at dinner. No class at all.

The head could be a lot worse, actually. The final tally was one tankard of black velvet, one bottle of Barolo, one glass of champagne, two vieux carrés. Pretty parsimonious, I think you'll agree.

I had a sausage muffin from Burger King for brekfast. I cannot recommend this.

[Burney]

I did not. He was at the adjacent table, with a very small chap. There was no beret; jeans and high-heeled boots. Jeans, for the love of God, at dinner. No class at all.

The head could be a lot worse, actually. The final tally was one tankard of black velvet, one bottle of Barolo, one glass of champagne, two vieux carrés. Pretty parsimonious, I think you'll agree.

I had a sausage muffin from Burger King for brekfast. I cannot recommend this.

Oh, no. Burger King get breakfast very, very wrong indeed.

That is pretty abstemious. Love a good Barolo. Trouble is they can be abouut 16% if you're not careful.

[SWv2]

has there been any wenger out type rampage over this.

I had one delivered to chez moi just last week. As kits go, as in for kids and people who wear them, it is not bad.

Paid a ****ing small fortune for Lacazette 9 on the back, Darren Bent lookalike shít**** that he will probably turn out to be.

[Pat Vegas]

Oh, no. Burger King get breakfast very, very wrong indeed.

That is pretty abstemious. Love a good Barolo. Trouble is they can be abouut 16% if you're not careful.

I tried this at the airport