Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
No. The chicken in a can is the stuff of nightmares. The look and sound are bad enough, but can you imagine the smell?

I didn't know you were a fungophobe, a? What has the humble mushroom ever done to hurt you?
I had to swallow my own vomit while being force-fed mushrooms aged eight so as not to Mr Creosote it all over the table, which probably would have meant certain death. As you have observed before, I basically grew up in a Dickens novel.