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    They can't arbitrarily ban the rumble of the V8, the buzzsaw whine of the straight 6

    and the creamy smooth burr of the V12. These things are a human right, granted by God in his infinite mercy.

    Straight 4s they can have.

    There must be a resistance movement.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    and the creamy smooth burr of the V12. These things are a human right, granted by God in his infinite mercy.

    Straight 4s they can have.

    There must be a resistance movement.
    I miss the scream of the V10s. These V6 hybrids sound like lawnmowers, and are too difficult and expensive to make competitive and reliable. Only Mercedes at Brixworth have been any good at them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    I miss the scream of the V10s. These V6 hybrids sound like lawnmowers, and are too difficult and expensive to make competitive and reliable. Only Mercedes at Brixworth have been any good at them.
    The good Lord intended cylinders to be 6, 8 or 12 in number. Thus was it given unto Men to do God's work. Amen.

    Electric fúcking cars. Electric fúcking cars! No wonder our youg men are emasculated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    The good Lord intended cylinders to be 6, 8 or 12 in number. Thus was it given unto Men to do God's work. Amen.

    Electric fúcking cars. Electric fúcking cars! No wonder our youg men are emasculated.
    They've got no jizz anymore, it seems. Sperm counts are tanking amongst western men.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    They've got no jizz anymore, it seems. Sperm counts are tanking amongst western men.
    It's hardly surprising. Chaps simply aren't allowed to be chaps any more.

    Of course, these days my dessicated old sac produces nothing more than a puff of dust. But that's another story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    It's hardly surprising. Chaps simply aren't allowed to be chaps any more.

    Of course, these days my dessicated old sac produces nothing more than a puff of dust. But that's another story.
    I reckon it's all this porn they have now. They're wánking away their substance if you ask me.

    By the way, thank you for forcing me to consider both your wrinkly sac AND the nature of your ejaculate in a single sentence.

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    They've got no jizz anymore, it seems. Sperm counts are tanking amongst western men.
    There you are then. Hence the increased importance given to the size of one's engine.

    After all, if your cock works properly, who cares about cars. Grrr.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    There you are then. Hence the increased importance given to the size of one's engine.

    After all, if your cock works properly, who cares about cars. Grrr.
    Which begs the question what you drive, young r?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    The good Lord intended cylinders to be 6, 8 or 12 in number. Thus was it given unto Men to do God's work. Amen.

    Electric fúcking cars. Electric fúcking cars! No wonder our youg men are emasculated.
    I blame Ears.... buying those quick electric cars
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    I blame Ears.... buying those quick electric cars
    They're bloody odd to drive. Instant torque and consequently ridiculous acceleration from a standing start with virtually no noise is a very strange feeling indeed. Unsettling.

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