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Thread: I came late to Detectorists. I'm just watching the second series now.

  1. #31
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I think we'd have to toss a coin on that one. I assume that's how it's done in heemasex circles. So that you can choose ends, as it were.
    I wonder if it is like a test match and you would like to bat first, rather than putting the opposition in
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  2. #32
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I think we'd have to toss a coin on that one. I assume that's how it's done in heemasex circles. So that you can choose ends, as it were.
    All my gay friends are either a 'top' or a 'bottom', which means that one is constantly getting poled in the sphincter.

    It can't do the ol' ringpiece any good, can it? I mean, I expect that you end up with... leakage

  3. #33
    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    Who is the postman and the letterbox?

    Ex Colleague of mind said you weren't gay if you were the giver... he was a fruit loop though
    Burney is the postman after Ronnie Corbett gave him a lesson in how to use the letterbox
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  4. #34
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    All my gay friends are either a 'top' or a 'bottom', which means that one is constantly getting poled in the sphincter.

    It can't do the ol' ringpiece any good, can it? I mean, I expect that you end up with... leakage
    I'm assured they don't do anal as much as you'd think. I imagine you couldn't, for one thing.

    Did you know that, when you die, the funeral directors basically ram a big butt plug up you to prevent leakage?

    That's no way to greet one's maker, is it?

  5. #35
    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    Burney is the postman after Ronnie Corbett gave him a lesson in how to use the letterbox
    What I had for him was too big his tiny, gnome-sized letterbox, vpv. He couldn't take it and became outraged.

  6. #36
    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    I wonder if it is like a test match and you would like to bat first, rather than putting the opposition in
    A lot would depend on the conditions and how much grass was on the wicket, but even so I've never liked putting the opposition in.

  7. #37
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Quite so, quite so. I was really just using the term 'lesbian' as shorthand for her delusionary condition. She's almost certainly happily married to a bloke called Steve and has three kids these days.
    Imagine what a lesbian couple are like. One woman is enough to ruin any relationship.....

  8. #38
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    It really is quite hard to recall a period when Jasper Carrot was hugely popular, but it definitely did happen. Indeed, I seem to remember laughing at his stuff quite a lot. I'd probably think it was terrible these days.
    Extraordinary really. And he had Punt and Dennis on his show, so it can't be that long ago *. Presumably as every BBC comedy had to have some Cambridge graduates in




    *ok it is 30 years ago

  9. #39
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    Extraordinary really. And he had Punt and Dennis on his show, so it can't be that long ago *. Presumably as every BBC comedy had to have some Cambridge graduates in


    *ok it is 30 years ago
    Steve Punt went to my school. The filthy lefty twąt.

  10. #40
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Steve Punt went to my school. The filthy lefty twąt.
    Very punchable face.

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