Chap in the Grauniad reckons we're keeping Alexis because of

[Peter]

If this Lacazette chap is actually any good, Ramsey could be player of the year next season.

Or he could spend pretty much the entire season at the intersection of injured and useless. Like he does every season.

[Rich]

Or he could spend pretty much the entire season at the intersection of injured and useless. Like he does every season.

I think you'll find that Aaron Ramsey won us the FA Cup. Twice.

[Peter]

I think you'll find that Aaron Ramsey won us the FA Cup. Twice.

Yes. The first time was during his one good season (he missed four months of it through injury).

We don't want someone to win us the FA Cup every four years. We want someone who can play in midfield every week.