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Thread: Tonight I am alone in my own property. There are so many questions unanswered at this

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    Tonight I am alone in my own property. There are so many questions unanswered at this

    stage: What to drink? What to eat? What to watch? What to whack off to.

    I am very much looking forward to this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    stage: What to drink? What to eat? What to watch? What to whack off to.

    I am very much looking forward to this.
    Onanism, r? Surely, as a medical man, you must know the deleterious effects such behaviour can have on your constitution? The enervation? The neuralgia? The loss of vitality and strength? The inability to play a straight bat or hold your catches in the outfield?

    These are all medical facts, r.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    stage: What to drink? What to eat? What to watch? What to whack off to.

    I am very much looking forward to this.
    Drink? Wine, as God intended.
    Eat? Kebab, as God intended.
    Watch? Telly.

    Your other needs are a matter for you and your conscience. And may God forgive you.

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    Order Micky Ds from UberEats and load of youporn later

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Onanism, r? Surely, as a medical man, you must know the deleterious effects such behaviour can have on your constitution? The enervation? The neuralgia? The loss of vitality and strength? The inability to play a straight bat or hold your catches in the outfield?

    These are all medical facts, r.
    Blindness too, I hear.

    Anyway, part of my pre match routine was to bash one out before leaving for the ground. Didn't seem to do me much harm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    Blindness too, I hear.

    Anyway, part of my pre match routine was to bash one out before leaving for the ground. Didn't seem to do me much harm.
    As we said yesterday- bowlers are ****ers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    stage: What to drink? What to eat? What to watch? What to whack off to.

    I am very much looking forward to this.
    Kebab. some sort of Gordon Ramsay Programme, and go old school porn. but 90s

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    Blindness too, I hear.

    Anyway, part of my pre match routine was to bash one out before leaving for the ground. Didn't seem to do me much harm.
    Presumably, you're going to touch some poor patient with that hand tomorrow?

    So much for going private.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Drink? Wine, as God intended.
    Eat? Kebab, as God intended.
    Watch? Telly.

    Your other needs are a matter for you and your conscience. And may God forgive you.
    God sure as f*ck did not intend wine and kebabs to be consumed together, Charles.

    I'm disappointed in you, really I am.

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