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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    No, I was trying to get up for a piss but my shoulder was aching so I levered myself up really awkwardly and then, bang, I was on the floor groaning.
    Sorry, I know I shouldn't.

    You should get one of those beds with the pull up railings at the side. NHS would probably sell you one.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Sorry, I know I shouldn't.

    You should get one of those beds with the pull up railings at the side. NHS would probably sell you one.
    I'd rather a nurse with a bedpan. And one of those sexy nurse outfits with fishnet stockings. I don't care what she wears.

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Sorry, I know I shouldn't.

    You should get one of those beds with the pull up railings at the side. NHS would probably sell you one.
    I couldn't help but chuckle

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    I couldn't help but chuckle
    Of course

    Your kid or my kid does it and we display sympathy, a quinquagenarian Dutch and we laugh.

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