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Thread: I fell out of bed and damaged myself in the night.

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    I fell out of bed and damaged myself in the night.

    You must admit, that's some impressive fvckwittery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    You must admit, that's some impressive fvckwittery.
    How damaged?

    Physically or simply in reputation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    How damaged?

    Physically or simply in reputation.
    Physically. Landed on my bad shoulder and now feel like I was in a car crash.

    I was three parts sober, as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    You must admit, that's some impressive fvckwittery.
    Bad dream?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Bad dream?
    No, I was trying to get up for a piss but my shoulder was aching so I levered myself up really awkwardly and then, bang, I was on the floor groaning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    No, I was trying to get up for a piss but my shoulder was aching so I levered myself up really awkwardly and then, bang, I was on the floor groaning.
    Sorry, I know I shouldn't.

    You should get one of those beds with the pull up railings at the side. NHS would probably sell you one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Sorry, I know I shouldn't.

    You should get one of those beds with the pull up railings at the side. NHS would probably sell you one.
    I'd rather a nurse with a bedpan. And one of those sexy nurse outfits with fishnet stockings. I don't care what she wears.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    No, I was trying to get up for a piss but my shoulder was aching so I levered myself up really awkwardly and then, bang, I was on the floor groaning.
    So, your dodgy prostate forced you to get up for a piss, but your dodgy shoulder stopped you getting up successfully and caused you to fall out of bed?



    We're going to have to get you a carer, aren't we?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    So, your dodgy prostate forced you to get up for a piss, but your dodgy shoulder stopped you getting up successfully and caused you to fall out of bed?



    We're going to have to get you a carer, aren't we?
    It's depressing, I tell you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    It's depressing, I tell you.
    It is a bit. Particularly as I'm only a few years behind you.

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