Originally Posted by Sir C No, I was trying to get up for a piss but my shoulder was aching so I levered myself up really awkwardly and then, bang, I was on the floor groaning. Sorry, I know I shouldn't. You should get one of those beds with the pull up railings at the side. NHS would probably sell you one.
Originally Posted by SWv2 Sorry, I know I shouldn't. You should get one of those beds with the pull up railings at the side. NHS would probably sell you one. I'd rather a nurse with a bedpan. And one of those sexy nurse outfits with fishnet stockings. I don't care what she wears.
Originally Posted by SWv2 Sorry, I know I shouldn't. You should get one of those beds with the pull up railings at the side. NHS would probably sell you one. I couldn't help but chuckle
Originally Posted by PSRB I couldn't help but chuckle Of course Your kid or my kid does it and we display sympathy, a quinquagenarian Dutch and we laugh.
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