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Thread: Everton are playing in Tanzania :yikes:

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Nematodes. They cause Bilharzia. They go into little water snails and then come out again and lurgy people.

    I remember once editing a friend's dissertation on the subject. That's all I remember of it. That and some pictures of glum-looking Africans.
    I once heard a septic ask a guide if he could leap off the boat into the Zambezi for a swim. He was cautioned against it. "Bilharzia?" asked the intrepid explorer. "Crocodiles", replied the lugubrious local, rolling his eyes... (This was the same septic who asked where hippos lay their eggs.)

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I'd rather a lifetime in Dar than 30 minutes in Croxteth; it's the difference that will freak him out.

    With any luck the **** will contract bilharzia.
    Yes, certainly rather him than me.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  3. #13
    That banner though...thanks for the memories Wazza

    Jesus Christ that made me cringe looooool

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