Hmm, this is an intersting theory for us to discuss. What do you think?

[Burney]

Didn't he used to play for QPR?

And Chelsea? Peanut-headed little cünt, wasn't he?

[redgunamo]

Yes. I follow him on Twitter and enjoy his work very much. A touch glib at times, but entertaining, so that's forgivable.

Oh.

I was expecting you to pull away your skirts with one hand while clutching your pearls with the other

[Burney]

Oh.

I was expecting you to pull away your skirts with one hand while clutching your pearls with the other

You think me a pearl-clutcher, r? I am clearly giving the wrong impression.

[redgunamo]

You think me a pearl-clutcher, r? I am clearly giving the wrong impression.

Only sometimes, which is why you're fascinating.

[Sir C]

Only sometimes, which is why you're fascinating.

If you get to fúck him, may I watch?

[redgunamo]

It's all smartphones nowadays; nobody just watches anymore

If you get to fúck him, may I watch?

[Burney]

Only sometimes, which is why you're fascinating.

Yes. The word 'fascinating' would be so much more flattering if I didn't know you were the child of head-shrinkers*. Makes it difficult not to mentally put the word 'clinically' in front of it.


*As in trick cyclists. Not a racial slur.

[Burney]

It's all smartphones nowadays; nobody just watches anymore

I believe consent is considered polite, no? And I most assuredly don't grant it.

[Sir C]

I believe consent is considered polite, no? And I most assuredly don't grant it.

Ooh, check out Mr Snowflake here

[redgunamo]

Yes. The word 'fascinating' would be so much more flattering if I didn't know you were the child of head-shrinkers*. Makes it difficult not to mentally put the word 'clinically' in front of it.


*As in trick cyclists. Not a racial slur.

Yeah. I get that alot, but it's not my fault.