We've scored!

[SWv2]

It's on, boys.

Lacazette I presume?

[Sir C]

Lacazette I presume?

He's been dropped, apparently.

[Pat Vegas]

He's been dropped, apparently.

I knew it was a scam.

It's Luke Perry all over again.

[SWv2]

He's been dropped, apparently.

My son wants his name on the new home shirt.

I suggested Ozil as we have done in previous years.

#lessletters

[Sir C]

My son wants his name on the new home shirt.

I suggested Ozil as we have done in previous years.

#lessletters

#fewer

Do you have to pay extra for Ozil's umlaut?

[SWv2]

#fewer

Do you have to pay extra for Ozil's umlaut?

I would not have thought so or else I would have just left it out, kid won’t notice.

It was quite a traumatic experience at the counter in the Armoury (that is the club shop). Having picked the shirt, we then had to decide the player’s name / number.

Then I start getting fúcking nuts questions about Champions League logos, or PL logos. All of course at an additional fee.

Then to add to my embarrassment he stripped off in the shop so he could wear his new kit to the pub.

[Sir C]

I would not have thought so or else I would have just left it out, kid won’t notice.

It was quite a traumatic experience at the counter in the Armoury (that is the club shop). Having picked the shirt, we then had to decide the player’s name / number.

Then I start getting fúcking nuts questions about Champions League logos, or PL logos. All of course at an additional fee.

Then to add to my embarrassment he stripped off in the shop so he could wear his new kit to the pub.

Aww, bless his little heart. He sounds like a delightfully charming wee chap.

Who's the father?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Aww, bless his little heart. He sounds like a delightfully charming wee chap.

Who's the father?

Perry Fenwick

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I would not have thought so or else I would have just left it out, kid won’t notice.

It was quite a traumatic experience at the counter in the Armoury (that is the club shop). Having picked the shirt, we then had to decide the player’s name / number.

Then I start getting fúcking nuts questions about Champions League logos, or PL logos. All of course at an additional fee.

Then to add to my embarrassment he stripped off in the shop so he could wear his new kit to the pub.

Champions League logos ?

Robbing shysters

[SWv2]

Champions League logos ?

Robbing shysters

"Don't worry son, we're fúcking shít, you can forget that nonsense".