Lst pre-season we had a couple of young lads who were due to fart lightning

[SWv2]

Queen Adelaide is a very silly surname.

He is French.

[Rich]

There was a chap called Zelalem (Gideon?) who was supposed to be the next big thing before Reine Adelaide. He turned out to nothing but a dirty fúcking Hun and can basically rot in hell.

Before him there was another super kid called Crowley who we stole from Villa. Anyway he turned out to be a **** also.

There is a new Reine Adelaide this season, Nelson I think. He won’t make it either.

Crowley is joining Wilhem II on a permanent deal.

[Rich]

They all went to the zoo today. Sol has just put the Reducer in on these poor kangaroos.

Which is nice

Why on Earth is Sol Cambell out there FFS?? He better have paid his own fare.

[PSRB]

Crowley is joining Wilhem II on a permanent deal.

Apparently, has a shocking attitude. Will do well in Netherlands

[Ash]

He is French.

You have become quite well-informed on the details of our young players outside the first team squad.

You've changed, man.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

Crowley is joining Wilhem II on a permanent deal.

Queen Adelaide was married to Willem IV.

Eddie Nketiah will be the one to set them alight, not this season though.

[Ash]

Why on Earth is Sol Cambell out there FFS?? He better have paid his own fare.

Apparently the banter is lovely.