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Thread: Oi, Peter, there's still a question about Allans waiting for your reply down below

  1. #11

    Steady on, P! That's a venerable woman you're talking about. Probably.

    Oh, I see what you mean. Sorry


    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    pass me the bucket
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Oh, well played. It's always a good feeling to be able to impress the ladies. Mine's German; been drinking me under the table* for over twenty years


    *So to speak.
    I do like a good German woman.
    "Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    We have no evidence that it is s hitty flat, do we? It may be a luxury apartment. He does pull 6 figures, you know. He told us. oncingoffhiswoman:

    Monty earns 6 figures?
    "Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Speaking of which, I found out last week that my Muslim neighbour is called Alan.

    I discovered this after having cause to go round to his flat. While inside, he offered me a beer and then brought me a pint glass with half a can of Fosters poured in it.

    Even as a Jew I know that this is massively, massively bad form, right? You don't give someone a pint glass a quarter full of beer, shirely?
    You see. Sensible lad. His religion bans alcohol so as a modern compromise he drinks Fosters. In small amounts.

    Modern Islam

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Speaking of which, I found out last week that my Muslim neighbour is called Alan.

    I discovered this after having cause to go round to his flat. While inside, he offered me a beer and then brought me a pint glass with half a can of Fosters poured in it.

    Even as a Jew I know that this is massively, massively bad form, right? You don't give someone a pint glass a quarter full of beer, shirely?
    I will be honest with you.

    I assume this was not around the 2am mark and your arrival in his gaff was not because he was having a house party and thus the Fosters was not the only thing left in the fridge.

    He's a fúcking wrong 'un from the get go. Should have punched the fúcker.

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