Reply With QuoteI'd say offering someone Fosters is the worst outrage here, to be honest.Originally Posted by Monty92
In fairness, he's unlikely to be an expert on the subject of beer, but still. Fosters?
Speaking of which, I found out last week that my Muslim neighbour is called Alan.
I discovered this after having cause to go round to his flat. While inside, he offered me a beer and then brought me a pint glass with half a can of Fosters poured in it.
Even as a Jew I know that this is massively, massively bad form, right? You don't give someone a pint glass a quarter full of beer, shirely?
I'd say offering someone Fosters is the worst outrage here, to be honest.
In fairness, he's unlikely to be an expert on the subject of beer, but still. Fosters?
Perhaps your reputation precedes you
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
You say that, but the girlfriend was well impressed on holiday when I necked a pint, a bottle of wine and two shots of grappa over dinner. Not so impressed with my childcare efforts the following day.Perhaps your reputation precedes you
Oh, well played. It's always a good feeling to be able to impress the ladies. Mine's German; been drinking me under the table* for over twenty years
*So to speak.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
It does show as well that Monty goes on about MO being his neighbour.... monty lives in some ****ty flat while MO lives in some great big mansion a couple of hundred yards away..... on the nice end of the street
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We have no evidence that it is s hitty flat, do we? It may be a luxury apartment. He does pull 6 figures, you know. He told us.oncingoffhiswoman:
Oh yes, i remember that, he let it slip in passing. A real gent wouldn't brag about his income, or being a stalker wearing a vestWe have no evidence that it is s hitty flat, do we? It may be a luxury apartment. He does pull 6 figures, you know. He told us.
Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar
To be fair, I don't believe anyone has ever claimed monty as a gent, real or otherwise. No, even monty admits to being a third rate guttersnipe who fantasises about boning his old nan
pass me the bucketTo be fair, I don't believe anyone has ever claimed monty as a gent, real or otherwise. No, even monty admits to being a third rate guttersnipe who fantasises about boning his old nan
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