If one had a yearning for a lunch of toast and Marmite*, how many slices would it be

[Sir C]

reasonable to consume?

*Possibly with tea. You know when you scrape the roof of your mouth to bits with the toast and the Marmite gets in and stings, and then the hot tea soothes it? Just so.

Asking for a friend.

[Burney]

reasonable to consume?

*Possibly with tea. You know when you scrape the roof of your mouth to bits with the toast and the Marmite gets in and stings, and then the hot tea soothes it? Just so.

Asking for a friend.

More than two pieces of toast is piggy.

[Sir C]

More than two pieces of toast is piggy.

Christ, I was thinking of aiming for 4 and stopping at 5

[Burney]

Christ, I was thinking of aiming for 4 and stopping at 5

I don't make the rules, I'm afraid. It's just a fact. It's why most toasters only have two slots.

[Sir C]

I don't make the rules, I'm afraid. It's just a fact. It's why most toasters only have two slots.

Well in that case I shall throw a couple of eggs and some rashers into the equation.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Well in that case I shall throw a couple of eggs and some rashers into the equation.

Poached egg on mashed avocado and toast is all the rage
Put it in the toaster and see what happens

[Peter]

Well in that case I shall throw a couple of eggs and some rashers into the equation.

Scrambled egg on marmite toast is wonderful

[SWv2]

More than two pieces of toast is piggy.

I had about 8 slices last Sunday morning as there was f**k all else. Bang on all the same.

White bread toasted, butter, homemade tayberry jam, tea (2 sugars).

Had a yoghurt thing for cholesterol also, shrewd.

[Sir C]

I had about 8 slices last Sunday morning as there was f**k all else. Bang on all the same.

White bread toasted, butter, homemade tayberry jam, tea (2 sugars).

Had a yoghurt thing for cholesterol also, shrewd.

Tayberry? Is that Irish for something, sw?

There is an interesting article in the Guardian about why U2 are unloved in Ireland, but more interesting is the comments section, which displays the unbelievable number of reasons the Irish can hate someone for. wd irishers.

https://www.theguardian.com/music/20...-irish-hate-u2

[SWv2]

Tayberry? Is that Irish for something, sw?

There is an interesting article in the Guardian about why U2 are unloved in Ireland, but more interesting is the comments section, which displays the unbelievable number of reasons the Irish can hate someone for. wd irishers.

https://www.theguardian.com/music/20...-irish-hate-u2

Well I think a tayberry is a cultivated shrub in the genus Rubus of the family Rosaceae patented in 1979 as a cross between a blackberry and a red raspberry, and named after the river Tay in Scotland.

I didn't make the jam you understand, when I say home-made I mean home-made by my neighbour who it turns out has an allotment where loads of the ****ers grew.

Who knew.

"Ya cant polish a turd! People hate being lectured to by some four foot self righteous prick."