So, what shall I do in the Dordogne next week?

[Sir C]

I suppose so. This one had a little train in it that took you past loads of paintings done by cavemen. My niece decided she needed to pee at the point of no return and, since even the French frown on you urinating on sites of international historic interest, she had to hang on until we got out of the cave. Damn close run thing, it was.

The trouble with prehistoric cave paintings as that they're shít.

I'd rather see a Rembrandt.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

The trouble with prehistoric cave paintings as that they're shít.

I'd rather see a Rembrandt.

Better scribbles in an infant school

[Burney]

The trouble with prehistoric cave paintings as that they're shít.

I'd rather see a Rembrandt.

Yeah, but they're well old. And I suppose what we're marvelling at is that these poor fücks who lived in caves were just as human as us, with loves and hates and the desire to express themselves just like us. Seeing those pictures from millennia past helps to close that otherwise insurmountable temporal gap and makes one feel connected to these people in a way one otherwise might not.

[Sir C]

Yeah, but they're well old. And I suppose what we're marvelling at is that these poor fücks who lived in caves were just as human as us, with loves and hates and the desire to express themselves just like us. Seeing those pictures from millennia past helps to close that otherwise insurmountable temporal gap and makes one feel connected to these people in a way one otherwise might not.

It just reminds me that they were a bit thick and didn't have showers.

Fúck them, smelly unartistic bástards.

[redgunamo]

It just reminds me that they were a bit thick and didn't have showers.

Fúck them, smelly unartistic bástards.

Excellent fellows, imo. Hunters.

[Burney]

It just reminds me that they were a bit thick and didn't have showers.

Fúck them, smelly unartistic bástards.

They were our ancestors, so if they were thick, so are we.

[Burney]

Excellent fellows, imo. Hunters.

I don't think they had wellies, r.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Yeah, but they're well old. And I suppose what we're marvelling at is that these poor fücks who lived in caves were just as human as us, with loves and hates and the desire to express themselves just like us. Seeing those pictures from millennia past helps to close that otherwise insurmountable temporal gap and makes one feel connected to these people in a way one otherwise might not.

What did they use to draw with ?
Burnt sticks dipped in berries ?

[Burney]

What did they use to draw with ?
Burnt sticks dipped in berries ?

How the fück should I know, vpv? They were yammering on in Frog and I was trying to stop a five-year-old from wetting herself

[Ash]

Excellent fellows, imo. Hunters.

None of yer ghastly liberal urban trendies back then, redg. Women knew their job and did it. Great days.