Patrick Vieira
Gilles Grimandi
Ray Houghton
Alvin Martin
Rolf Harris
Gary Numan
Compete with that little lot.
Patrick Vieira
Gilles Grimandi
Ray Houghton
Alvin Martin
Rolf Harris
Gary Numan
Compete with that little lot.
James Brown,Originally Posted by Sir C
Rolf Harris too actually.
I will add more later.
Damon Albarn
Paul Merson
Miles Hunt
Chas
Dave
Liam Brady
Apart from Liam Brady, this is a shockingly sub-standard selection, p.
I know.
I could have added all the politicians but that would only have got me a load of abuse.
I have seen loads of very famous people out and about but I wouldn't dream of disturbing them. If I was that type of person I could have added Brad Pitt, Nicole Kidman, Neil Young.....I only approached Liam Brady because I knew my dad would like it. The geezer was having a quiet pint....or at least trying to.
Ah, now if we were including politicians I could have played my Ted Heath card.
He was a fúcking weird man, Ted Heath.
Did he let you play with his didgereedoo?
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
He encouraged me to blow it.
This was on stage at the London Palladium, so he didn't get the chance to pop his thumb up my bottom.
I reckon that would not have stopped Savile. He's a second rate nonce is your man, Rolf...
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
I didn't realise Patrick Vieira had a didgereedoo....
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman
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