Impressive sportsmen/celebrities you have met.

[Peter]

James Brown,
Rolf Harris too actually.
I will add more later.

Damon Albarn
Paul Merson
Miles Hunt
Chas
Dave
Liam Brady

[Sir C]

Damon Albarn
Paul Merson
Miles Hunt
Chas
Dave
Liam Brady

Apart from Liam Brady, this is a shockingly sub-standard selection, p.

[Peter]

Apart from Liam Brady, this is a shockingly sub-standard selection, p.

I know.

I could have added all the politicians but that would only have got me a load of abuse.

I have seen loads of very famous people out and about but I wouldn't dream of disturbing them. If I was that type of person I could have added Brad Pitt, Nicole Kidman, Neil Young.....I only approached Liam Brady because I knew my dad would like it. The geezer was having a quiet pint....or at least trying to.

[Sir C]

I know.

I could have added all the politicians but that would only have got me a load of abuse.

I have seen loads of very famous people out and about but I wouldn't dream of disturbing them. If I was that type of person I could have added Brad Pitt, Nicole Kidman, Neil Young.....I only approached Liam Brady because I knew my dad would like it. The geezer was having a quiet pint....or at least trying to.

Ah, now if we were including politicians I could have played my Ted Heath card.

He was a fúcking weird man, Ted Heath.

[Peter]

Ah, now if we were including politicians I could have played my Ted Heath card.

He was a fúcking weird man, Ted Heath.

I never met Ted. I did walk past him in a corridor once.

[Sir C]

I never met Ted. I did walk past him in a corridor once.

I used to wonder what he was concealing in the crotch of his trousers. There was room for a leg of lamb to dangle there, for Christ's sake.

[Ash]

I used to wonder what he was concealing in the crotch of his trousers.

A small boy, perhaps.

[Pokster]

Ah, now if we were including politicians I could have played my Ted Heath card.

He was a fúcking weird man, Ted Heath.

I could have added Bill Clinton... and Richard Branson (they were having dinner together in Dubai at the time... SRB had a little wave at my Mrs, dirty basterd... him, not her unfortunatley)