Underwhelming celebrities/sportsmen you have met.

[Peter]

Very first sentence, probably a few other swear words in the same sentence.

I was entering a pub in Cardiff, Cathedral Road down by Sofia Gardens to be precise, and as I was on my way in he came out and nearly knocked me over so I gave him a verbal lashing.

I have met him. I thought he was a bit of a **** but I didn't say so.

[Peter]

So do Mick Quinn, Jan Molby and countless other fat ****s prove football isn't a sport?

Gazza wasn't thin.

[Sir C]

So do Mick Quinn, Jan Molby and countless other fat ****s prove football isn't a sport?

They weren't fat, la. Just big boned.

I've seen those lads 'running' between the sticks.

[IUFG]

I have met him. I thought he was a bit of a **** but I didn't say so.

with this and sw's evidence. he is a ****.

[Sir C]

So are you one of those ****s that stands there thumbing a lift with trade plates that suggest 'I am not a freeloading hippy and am deserving of a lift'?

Or do you get the train back?

No, no, back in the day I used to get lifts everywhere. I've had lifts all across Europe. i got a lift on a lorry out of Turkey all the way to Austria, once. This was in the mid-80s, of course, when One was less likely to end up búggered and dead.

[Sir C]

Did you have to walk back?

Yep. Walked from his house in some Cheshire suburb and found a bus stop.

Ungrateful ****.

[SWv2]

I have met him. I thought he was a bit of a **** but I didn't say so.

You are clearly a coward, which comes as no surprise to this man.

I live in fear of nobody.

[Luis Anaconda]

They weren't fat, la. Just big boned.

I've seen those lads 'running' between the sticks.

You'll have noticed the great fitness required to do it well then

[Sir C]

You'll have noticed the great fitness required to do it well then

Yes, those lumbering lard buckets are clearly well fit

[Luis Anaconda]

Yes, those lumbering lard buckets are clearly well fit

Have you seen a game since 1840 sir C? Not sure which lumbering lard buckets you are referring to. Skinny ****ers to a man these days

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