Underwhelming celebrities/sportsmen you have met.

[Sir C]

Have you seen a game since 1840 sir C? Not sure which lumbering lard buckets you are referring to. Skinny ****ers to a man these days

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I think I once saw the end of a game which had started in 1840, la.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Sid Owens brother
He was a cund

[PSRB]

Billy Idol, complete knob

[Burney]

Mike Gatting.

I called him a ****, he retorted and verbally insulted me, which was fine. We went our seperate ways.

I see him all the time near where I work. The years have not been kind.

[Sir C]

I see him all the time near where I work. The years have not been kind.

Remember that time I went to the trouble and embarrassment of getting David Gower's autograph for you? And you told me I could shove it up my arse?

That was nice.

[Burney]

Remember that time I went to the trouble and embarrassment of getting David Gower's autograph for you? And you told me I could shove it up my arse?

That was nice.

I said no such thing. I was perhaps somewhat underwhelmed.

[SWv2]

I said no such thing. I was perhaps somewhat underwhelmed.

I have never fully understood the clamour for autographs once one is no longer a child.

I was watching Wimbledon the other night and people, adults, almost falling over each other for Murray to scribble on their notepad / ball.

[Pat Vegas]

Sid Owens brother
He was a cund

Sid Owen's brother. Who works in Chapel Market?

[Pokster]

I have never fully understood the clamour for autographs once one is no longer a child.

I was watching Wimbledon the other night and people, adults, almost falling over each other for Murray to scribble on their notepad / ball.

Stick it on ebay and you've earned you ticket costs back.... shrewd

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Sid Owen's brother. Who works in Chapel Market?

I know knot of where he works
Only that in the pub he was a cund
(The Chapel Market Arms)