Underwhelming celebrities/sportsmen you have met.

[Pat Vegas]

I know knot of where he works
Only that in the pub he was a cund
(The Chapel Market Arms)

I don't know if he is still there but he worked there for years.

and Frankie Fraser's daughter was on the fruit and veg stall I think.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I don't know if he is still there but he worked there for years.

and Frankie Fraser's daughter was on the fruit and veg stall I think.

Did she slice the bananas up with a razor ?

I saw Frankie Fraser once on the East London line
I stared at him and he stared at me
He did not blink
Fortunately I was on the platform and his train was pulling away

[The Rob2]

met tony woodcock in my SU - he was very nice
drunkenly shouted JOHNATHAN at Alan Davies

That's about it - I don't usually speak to celebrities, I'm far too British

[Ash]

That's about it - I don't usually speak to celebrities, I'm far too British

Good man. Leave 'em alone I say. I haven't tried to speak to anyone famous since I was a kid.