So our diva wants four hundred thousand of our saxon pounds each week.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Bayern Munich say "he ain't worf it" apparently, but then they have other good players so don't need him as much.

What say you?

1. Worth every penny. Pay £75m in wages over four years, and agree to every other top players demands too.
2. Keep him for one year. He may change his mind when we win the league.
3. Sell for £50m and reinvest. I'll drive him to Manchester myself.

I'll carry him on my back up the M1 and M6 all the way to Manchester