Ah, the Bill Gates brand of 'humanitarianism'. How could someone with that much wealth and such a generous heart possibly be anything but a philanthropist I walked past a Starbucks yesterday where they had a promotional offer which promised to give a small contribution to poor, emaciated Africans for every cup of coffee purchased. Truly trying to save the world.
Project a false sense of urgency and you can be as guilt-free, ruthless, and exploitative a business man as you'd like

I don't want this wishy-washy nonsense. Stop pretending like you care about the third world, Bill. And stop wearing those ugly pants baggy beige pants. Get the orb and sceptre out imo