So. 19 years ago, Dennis scred that goal against Argentina.

[SWv2]

Yes, I suppose. And obviously the young master would be required to impregnate the odd housemaid such that she be packed off with a few guineas' hush money, but to me that's a rather different thing to jumping a middle-aged woman who's pushing your hoover around.

Oh I don't know.

Really depends on circumstances does it not.

[Sir C]

Hmmm. I take it the experience is why there aren't turkeys jizzing all over your back paddock today (as it were)?

Definitely. Far too much bother.

[Burney]

Oh I don't know.

Really depends on circumstances does it not.

Well you clearly have less refined tastes than I, sw. You chaps tend to mount anything that stands still long enough as I understand it.

[SWv2]

Well you clearly have less refined tastes than I, sw. You chaps tend to mount anything that stands still long enough as I understand it.

It is true that we are often referred to as a nation of lovers.

[Sir C]

Hmmm. I take it the experience is why there aren't turkeys jizzing all over your back paddock today (as it were)?

I'll tell you what I have got in the back field, though. A lovely pair of fat rats living under the kitchen window. They're really tame now. I sit and watch them about their business as I sip my morning coffee. Soon I will start to build a relationship with them.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

No one ever mentions the ball from de Boer, do they. Fúck me, 60 yards, on the run, right onto his toe. Jaysus.

Bit of a punt upfield TBF

[redgunamo]

Bit of a punt upfield TBF

Certainly it is, without Dennis' finish. That's why decent strikers are so important; they make everyone else look good.