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[Sir C]

Oooh, get you Mr Tetchy van der Tetchy.

Pirates you say, swashbuckling no less. Jolly Roger, deep seas and rum. Just because the chick who wrote the story has a fancy name doesn’t make it any less nonsense.

I expect Johnny Depp is in it.

I like Johnny Depp. People give him all sorts of stick for the Pirate nonsense, but he was great in Blow, Donnie Brasco, Fear & Loathing and Sleepy Hollow. wd jd.

[Burney]

I like Johnny Depp. People give him all sorts of stick for the Pirate nonsense, but he was great in Blow, Donnie Brasco, Fear & Loathing and Sleepy Hollow. wd jd.

He also drinks red wine for breakfast, which means he is a good chap.

[Sir C]

He also drinks red wine for breakfast, which means he is a good chap.

There we have it. Definitive proof of the goodness of Johnny Depp.

Let us draw a veil across the Scissorhands and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory nonsenses.

[SWv2]

I like Johnny Depp. People give him all sorts of stick for the Pirate nonsense, but he was great in Blow, Donnie Brasco, Fear & Loathing and Sleepy Hollow. wd jd.

He seems like a decent enough chap albeit a dodgy enough taste in clothes but hey, each to their own. Seems to have fun unlike a lot of these Hollywood actor types who take themselves over seriously, they make films ffs.

The movies you list which I have seen – Blow, F+L – were indeed very enjoyable.

The POTC series I have not seen (was one on at Xmas a few years ago?) but again good luck to him, although not a poor man I would imagine his continued role in these films has elevated him to levels of obscene wealth.

[Sir C]

He seems like a decent enough chap albeit a dodgy enough taste in clothes but hey, each to their own. Seems to have fun unlike a lot of these Hollywood actor types who take themselves over seriously, they make films ffs.

The movies you list which I have seen – Blow, F+L – were indeed very enjoyable.

The POTC series I have not seen (was one on at Xmas a few years ago?) but again good luck to him, although not a poor man I would imagine his continued role in these films has elevated him to levels of obscene wealth.

Actually I think I read recently that he's skint, having been squandering about a million quid a day on enjoying himself.

Once again I say, wd jd.

[Luis Anaconda]

Actually I think I read recently that he's skint, having been squandering about a million quid a day on enjoying himself.

Once again I say, wd jd.

Knocking his wife around not so wd JD. Perhaps she got him rose instead of red for breakfast

[Pat Vegas]

He also drinks red wine for breakfast, which means he is a good chap.

top guitar player also

[Burney]

Actually I think I read recently that he's skint, having been squandering about a million quid a day on enjoying himself.

Once again I say, wd jd.

A $7m divorce settlement probably didn't help.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

Johnny Depp is a pointless weirdo whose weirdness has finally caught up with him.

[Tony C]

From my experience...

Ladbrokes - still the best...will take a big bet but will gladly fob off the bread and butter gamblers
William Hill - thieves...stay away
Coral - 2nd rate
Paddypower - most helpful bit prices gone downhill since Betfair merger
Boyles - lol
Betfair sports book - useful but why would u use this when the Exchange is there
365 - aptly named...you start winning and your max bet becomes £3.65
Betfred - same as William Hill