Funniest name you've encountered so far today?

[Peter]

I am expecting a summons from the FCO to explain myself at any moment.

Haha, I miss Irish gags. "Dey want tree fellers but dere's only two of us!"

Come on, what have you done?

I was described as surly and uncooperative by the Qatari embassy last year. Largely accurate I think.

Tree fellers is a classic.

[Sir C]

Come on, what have you done?

I was described as surly and uncooperative by the Qatari embassy last year. Largely accurate I think.

Tree fellers is a classic.

I've done nothing. I am entirely innocent. I am being persecuted without recourse to counsel. In short, I'm the victim here.

[Luis Anaconda]

I've done nothing. I am entirely innocent. I am being persecuted without recourse to counsel. In short, I'm the victim here.

Typical Irishman - pleading innocence

[Sir C]

Typical Irishman - pleading innocence

"Oi niver planted dem bombs sorr, oi did not."

[Peter]

"Oi niver planted dem bombs sorr, oi did not."

You see, I made an innocent joke. You two have gone too far.

[Sir C]

You see, I made an innocent joke. You two have gone too far.

When was the last time a stand up started a gag, "So Paddy and Mick walked into a bar..."?

Ben Elton killed comedy. FACT.

[Peter]

When was the last time a stand up started a gag, "So Paddy and Mick walked into a bar..."?

Ben Elton killed comedy. FACT.

I didn't have you down as a fan of old school, racist stand up, Sir C.

It takes all sorts I spose...