If both team took their penalties at the same time using the two goals on either side of the pitch they there would be ZERO bias

ABBA is just a gimmick because the side taking the 2nd pen will have a chance to put pressure on when they take their third...if anything the bias will be worse than it currently because the level of pressure increases as you start running out of kicks to take.

Also we should have a gold snitch..if you take your penalty at the edge of the D and score you automatically win...forget all the other penalties...golden snitch pen innit