How long before the new season starts

[SWv2]

We report back for pre-season training opn Monday, apparently.

I'm going to moan like a ******* if we sell any nice young gentlemen like Chambo. Or Wilsh.

I hope we sign no one. I don't want other teams' players, I want our players. Nice ones. With kind faces.

Please desist with this annual nonsense.

And I am not being rude so please don't read it as such.

[Sir C]

Please desist with this annual nonsense.

And I am not being rude so please don't read it as such.

You're telling me to stop expressing an honest feeling, sw?

Why are you oppressing me?

[SWv2]

You're telling me to stop expressing an honest feeling, sw?

Why are you oppressing me?

I am not oppressing you at all, simply as our Canadian colleague has pointed out, our players become our players when they join us.

We need new players.

[Sir C]

I am not oppressing you at all, simply as our Canadian colleague has pointed out, our players become our players when they join us.

We need new players.

Don't like it. Shan't.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

I am not oppressing you at all, simply as our Canadian colleague has pointed out, our players become our players when they join us.

We need new players.

I wish we could get rid of some as well, like Walcott. Hate him.

[Ash]

I wish we could get rid of some as well, like Walcott. Hate him.

A lot will be going. So many that I expect we have to keep Theon just to keep up the homegrown quota in the squard.

Debuchy, Blenkinsop, Gibbs, Wilshere, Perez, Alexis, Giroud, Elneny, Campbell, Sanogo. Ox

[Pat Vegas]

A lot will be going. So many that I expect we have to keep Theon just to keep up the homegrown quota in the squard.

Debuchy, Blenkinsop, Gibbs, Wilshere, Perez, Alexis, Giroud, Elneny, Campbell, Sanogo. Ox

don't forget Sir Chesney.

That's an full 11 and a sub's worth of players leaving.

[SWv2]

A lot will be going. So many that I expect we have to keep Theon just to keep up the homegrown quota in the squard.

Debuchy, Blenkinsop, Gibbs, Wilshere, Perez, Alexis, Giroud, Elneny, Campbell, Sanogo. Ox

Caramel soy lattés for all round Theo's gaff.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

A lot will be going. So many that I expect we have to keep Theon just to keep up the homegrown quota in the squard.

Debuchy, Blenkinsop, Gibbs, Wilshere, Perez, Alexis, Giroud, Elneny, Campbell, Sanogo. Ox

Alexis and Giroud are the only ones worth giving a **** about really. Ox seems to have this idea that he can play in central midfield, so if that's what he wants let him go and look a tit in someone else's midfield.

[SWv2]

A lot will be going. So many that I expect we have to keep Theon just to keep up the homegrown quota in the squard.

Debuchy, Blenkinsop, Gibbs, Wilshere, Perez, Alexis, Giroud, Elneny, Campbell, Sanogo. Ox

Going nowhere.