'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
Dennis Bergkamp – £7.5m (June 1995)
Thierry Henry – £11m (August 1999)
Sylvain Wiltord – £13m (August 2000)
Andrei Arshavin – £15m (February 2009)
Mesut Ozil – £42.5m (September 2013)
Lacazette - £50m