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    I've got an industry do tomorrow and Friday.

    Driving speedboats at Lyminton. No one is expalining what speed boats have got to do with motor cars.

    I just want to be at home. Why can't I just be at home?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Driving speedboats at Lyminton. No one is expalining what speed boats have got to do with motor cars.

    I just want to be at home. Why can't I just be at home?
    Lyminton Spa?

    You could pop in and visit Withnail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    Lyminton Spa?

    You could pop in and visit Withnail.
    Nah. South coast, innit. I should seek out Rich and dole out a few dry slaps for his failure to diagnose my shoulder issues.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Driving speedboats at Lyminton. No one is expalining what speed boats have got to do with motor cars.

    I just want to be at home. Why can't I just be at home?
    Are you de-wobblified yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Are you de-wobblified yet?
    I have mildwobbleamelioration. Saw a specialist who said, "It will get better in time, it might take months, now quit malingering and fúck off."

    He did finsih amusingly, with the following. And I quote pretty much verbatim:

    Him: Would you like an MRI to check whether you have a brain tumour?

    Me: Why, do you think I might have a brain tumour?

    Him (breezily): Oh, I don't expect so, no.

    Me: Best not bother then.

    Honestly. Doctors.

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