Goodness me, I can just imagine some of the teeth clenching and hysterical rage

[Norn Iron]

I was reading the othe r day how much it costs us to keep the northern bit fed. It's fúcking mental.

I reckon you should have it back. Have you considered invading?

You speak as though it's our fault you took over Ireland but only gave part of it back. We just live here.