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[SWv2]

Well, that's the Irish for you. All the sophistication of a pack of pork scratchings being consumed by someone in Adidas trainers swilling a pint of Super Bock (yes, I was envisioning you as I typed this).

Rose, particularly that from the Provence, is a wonderful summertime drink. Light, refreshing, tasty and very enjoyable.

And more than enough alcohol to make a chap forget the hell that is life in the 21st century. Oh yes.

You stalked me on the Algarve you half American pervert!!!

Not for me the whole Rosé thing but I am known for being open minded so each to their own. Modern Ireland and all that nonsense.

See our Taoiseach (PM) was over your neck of the woods yesterday. A poof you know.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

BTW Friday is Barrafina day, followed by a play called The Goat.

I believe the tortilla morceau (sp), suckling pig and some salad with pear were your recommendations? What of wine? Do they have a decent wine list or should we just do a drinkable rose or sparkling wine?

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but The Goat is utter crap.