Really? I've not noticed him ever really doing anything other than lurking in the box like a spastic looking to nod one in.
I would have thought his legs would be the first to break in any collision if I'm honest. Also, I believe he has a rather attractive but extremely vulgar scouser for a wife.
That, I'm afraid, is the extent of my Peter Crouch knowledge. Perhaps big nose has an anecdote for us.
Tortilla morcilla. Don't neglect the specials board, naturally - especially seafood from the josper grill.
The wine list is entirely Spanish so I always ask the advice of the sommelier. I've never been disappointed, but then I've never encountered wine I didn't enjoy.
I will admit that the practice is very commonplace here but to just willy nilly accuse of us of starting it is a little rich in my view.
Drinking cider was very common and normal in my formative years of the early 80s and never did I see a like minded chum reach for an ice tray or equivalent.
If anything I would point at the Brits for this, given your other abominations such as "top".
Yes.