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    Whilst ugly, ungainly and phenomenally common, Peter Crouch is actually

    quite an amusing chap on occasion.

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch/stat...46713163718656

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    Quote Originally Posted by World's End Stella View Post
    Yes, he does a decent line in self-deprecating humour.

    He's also not averse to throwing potentially leg-breaking tackles around, of course. Which is less funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Yes, he does a decent line in self-deprecating humour.

    He's also not averse to throwing potentially leg-breaking tackles around, of course. Which is less funny.
    Really? I've not noticed him ever really doing anything other than lurking in the box like a spastic looking to nod one in.

    I would have thought his legs would be the first to break in any collision if I'm honest. Also, I believe he has a rather attractive but extremely vulgar scouser for a wife.

    That, I'm afraid, is the extent of my Peter Crouch knowledge. Perhaps big nose has an anecdote for us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Yes, he does a decent line in self-deprecating humour.

    He's also not averse to throwing potentially leg-breaking tackles around, of course. Which is less funny.
    BTW Friday is Barrafina day, followed by a play called The Goat.

    I believe the tortilla morceau (sp), suckling pig and some salad with pear were your recommendations? What of wine? Do they have a decent wine list or should we just do a drinkable rose or sparkling wine?

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    Quote Originally Posted by World's End Stella View Post
    BTW Friday is Barrafina day, followed by a play called The Goat.

    I believe the tortilla morceau (sp), suckling pig and some salad with pear were your recommendations? What of wine? Do they have a decent wine list or should we just do a drinkable rose or sparkling wine?
    Tortilla morcilla. Don't neglect the specials board, naturally - especially seafood from the josper grill.

    The wine list is entirely Spanish so I always ask the advice of the sommelier. I've never been disappointed, but then I've never encountered wine I didn't enjoy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by World's End Stella View Post
    BTW Friday is Barrafina day, followed by a play called The Goat.

    I believe the tortilla morceau (sp), suckling pig and some salad with pear were your recommendations? What of wine? Do they have a decent wine list or should we just do a drinkable rose or sparkling wine?
    ****. Me.

    Jesus is crying somewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    ****. Me.

    Jesus is crying somewhere.
    Not a bad choice for lunchtime if the weather's very hot. The French drink it with ice cubes. Refreshing and doesn't really count as alcohol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Not a bad choice for lunchtime if the weather's very hot. The French drink it with ice cubes. Refreshing and doesn't really count as alcohol.
    Anything served with ice and less than 12% vol can be consumed guilt free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Not a bad choice for lunchtime if the weather's very hot. The French drink it with ice cubes. Refreshing and doesn't really count as alcohol.
    Tastes like fúcking pish mind you, which is a drawback.

    Couldn't give two fúcks what the French do either if pushed. I saw people drinking cider with ice cubes the other day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    ****. Me.

    Jesus is crying somewhere.
    Well, that's the Irish for you. All the sophistication of a pack of pork scratchings being consumed by someone in Adidas trainers swilling a pint of Super Bock (yes, I was envisioning you as I typed this).

    Rose, particularly that from the Provence, is a wonderful summertime drink. Light, refreshing, tasty and very enjoyable.

    And more than enough alcohol to make a chap forget the hell that is life in the 21st century. Oh yes.

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