What is a *mixed* large doner and how is it served?Originally Posted by Sir C
Large doner? Mixed? What about the self-loathing?
A 'mixed' si different to a large doner.
A mixed comprises two pitta breads, then a seperate box of doner, shish and kofte. There is enough greasy lamb for several fat men.
It should be considered a challenge by all right-thinking slobs.
all day, every day.
You can buy 20kg kebab meat 'cone' for around £40.
The mark up on that!
I assume my local kebab shop throws theirs away at the end of every evening at that cost price
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
Salad, garlic sauce, chilli sauce, the pickled chilli thingys?
A mixed comprises two pitta breads, then a seperate box of doner, shish and kofte. There is enough greasy lamb for several fat men.
It should be considered a challenge by all right-thinking slobs.
Certainly. One is not a monster.
Naturally one requests chef hold the red cabbage.
You c*nt.
I want a kebab now.
I like it when the meat juices soak into the pitta and you get a crispy bit off a slice of doner and wrap it in the soggy bread with some pickled chilliYou c*nt.
I want a kebab now.
When consuming a doner I always try to leave at least half the pita to the very end.I like it when the meat juices soak into the pitta and you get a crispy bit off a slice of doner and wrap it in the soggy bread with some pickled chilli
At which point it has soaked up garlic sauce, chilli sauce and lamb fat. I then eat it with the pickled chilli.
I really, really, really want a kebab now.
When consuming a doner I always try to leave at least half the pita to the very end.
At which point it has soaked up garlic sauce, chilli sauce and lamb fat. I then eat it with the pickled chilli.
I really, really, really want a kebab now.Just tell Mrs Stella to pop out and get you one. Are you not master in your own house?
Are you a large doner to the Conservative Party?
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