Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
me some more helpful tips than the Run hide tell *******s that would be highly appreciated.

at school they always told us not to run.
except in PE when they used to shout the opposite.
You will almost certainly be brutally Allaned Fash but cheer up, my Koran is a little rusty but I believe that, as a victim of an Allaning, you also get martyr status and the requisite thirty virgins upon whom you are free to sate your bestial lust.

I fear, however, as a converted infidel, they may be the toothless hags that the ISIS boys have eschewed