Parliament on lockdown, armed man, police, gunpoint, etc.

[Luis Anaconda]

at least its a 5% proper piss.

Excise dodging ****s reducing their premium lagers down to 4.8%. Yes, I mean you Stella Artois, ****s.

Ah bless. Do they still make beer that weak?

[IUFG]

Ah bless. Do they still make beer that weak?

Unfortunately, yes.

That said, any lager at 6% and above is for the tramps to drink...

[Ash]

You deserve it for drinking that poncified píss.

Lager drinkers really are know-nothing cùnts. Put a different label on your identical, chemical yellow fizz and you'll happily pay through the nose.

Ooh, you sound like a beardy, sandal-wearing liberal when you go into CAMRA mode. You are Dr Headgear and I claim my five pounds.

Ale in winter, lager in summer imo. And while we make good ales, the furrins generally make better lagers (with exceptions like Camden Hells and Korev)

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

It's been too long we we had this posted imo ....

definitely has a beard

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

UTTER CARNAGE!!!

Maybe he was drink driving?

[SWv2]

I moved to Lahndan three months ago, and since then it's been nothing but terrorism, horrendous fires, and general carnage. Getting quite sick of receiving texts from those that care about me back home (there are a few), checking to see whether I've perished in flames or at the hand of a machete.
Beer's cheap, though, which is nice.

To be fair I moved to London in 1987 and it was all terrorism and general carnage.

There was fires also, mainly in warehouses at weekends to keep people warm and for others to stare at in wonder for hours and hours.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Where do you stand on IPAs? I rather like the Meantime/Camden wons.

Make sure you take your antihistamines before you drink 'em

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Ooh, you sound like a beardy, sandal-wearing liberal when you go into CAMRA mode. You are Dr Headgear and I claim my five pounds.

Ale in winter, lager in summer imo. And while we make good ales, the furrins generally make better lagers (with exceptions like Camden Hells and Korev)

Camden....1st week of October is the best lager week of the year imo

[Burney]

All these IPAs are bantering us off with hopcùntery imo. I like grapefruit, but I don't want an ale to taste of it. The point of putting that much dettol in a beer was to stop it going off on a slow boat to India, not because people actually wanted to taste it.

[/rant]

Quite so, a. Quite so. Flowery, fruity hipster shīte most of these IPAs are.

[Burney]

To be fair I moved to London in 1987 and it was all terrorism and general carnage.

Is this a confession, sw? Were you part of a sleeper cell?