Everton are already making signings of a quality we will struggle to match

[Pat Vegas]

They've signed exactly one more player than us you tedious arse

Don't free transfers have a slightly weird feeling to them. I suspect people would have much rather have had us pay a load of money for him.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

Don't free transfers have a slightly weird feeling to them. I suspect people would have much rather have had us pay a load of money for him.

YOM would be much happier if we'd of singed John Stones for £100m rather than Rob Holding for 25p and a packet of Cheese n Onion discos.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Jordan Pickford, Davy Klaasen......and more to follow.

As usual, Wenger is not minded to do his business early. Groundhog Day is on an annual cycle.

Awful post. We signed the best left wing back in the Bundesliga last season and you'll look a massive tit once Lacazette and Lemar are confirmed

[Pat Vegas]

Awful post. We signed the best left wing back in the Bundesliga last season and you'll look a massive tit once Lacazette and Lemar are confirmed

Lemar? This transfer saga is a never ending story.

I ignore that other fella who is actually called Lemar as I don't know any of his songs.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Awful post. We signed the best left wing back in the Bundesliga last season and you'll look a massive tit once Lacazette and Lemar are confirmed

Let us not get carried away with thoughts of Lacazette and Lemar just yet.

[Rich]

Let us not get carried away with thoughts of Lacazette and Lemar just yet.

Lacazette is clearly the French Darren Bent. I want Mbappe even if it means we don't buy another player for two years.

I have a good feeling that we'll get him as well. Why would he go to Madrid and be a bit part player? He can play for the club he supported as a boy, for a manager known for developing young talent. He can be the next TH14.

And we can give Giroud and Theo to Monaco as part of the deals for Mbappe and Lemar

[IUFG]

... and Theo to Monaco as part of the deals for Mbappe and Lemar

but what is the quality of the coffee like in Monaco?

[Rich]

but what is the quality of the coffee like in Monaco?

I'll do a monthly drive down to deliver Theo whichever coffee beans he desires, IUFG.

[SWv2]

Lacazette is clearly the French Darren Bent. I want Mbappe even if it means we don't buy another player for two years.

I have a good feeling that we'll get him as well. Why would he go to Madrid and be a bit part player? He can play for the club he supported as a boy, for a manager known for developing young talent. He can be the next TH14.

And we can give Giroud and Theo to Monaco as part of the deals for Mbappe and Lemar

Relax Dick, between me and you I can confirm that we're actually in for Aubameyang. ITK.

[Rich]

Relax Dick, between me and you I can confirm that we're actually in for Aubameyang. ITK.

Nah. He's off to China. These African types love the $$$. Nearly GBP700,000 pw he's going to make out there. Can't blame him, tbh.