This World Cup in Russia next year.

[Sir C]

11:00, 14:00, 17:00 and 20:00 i think.

Russian time? Schweden time? White man's time?

[Mo Britain less Europe]

I'm going to have a curry tomorrow night, in a provincial town. I'm quite excited about it. There will be flock wallpaper and mild faecal contamination, won't there?

Depends. There is a fantastic Indian restaurant in Birmingham, an equally splendid one in Salisbury. I can also recommend very good ones in Sheffield and Stratford-upon-Avon.

[Luis Anaconda]

No idea. The semi-civilised bits, I supposed. So that's Moscow, Petersburg and... Moscow and Petersburg.

And Kaliningrad Practically German

Feel sorry for the poor sods who have to play in Yekaterinburg - just the thousand miles from Moscow

[Sir C]

Depends. There is a fantastic Indian restaurant in Birmingham, an equally splendid one in Salisbury. I can also recommend very good ones in Sheffield and Stratford-upon-Avon.

Shaftesbury?

[Mo Britain less Europe]

Sorry. Never been there.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Russian time? Schweden time? White man's time?

Yours. The games are at 13:00, 16:00, 19:00 and 22:00 Moscow time. Moscow is currently one hour ahead of us so they must be two ahead of you.

[Sir C]

Sorry. Never been there.

There's one called 'Aroma'.

I'm not sure I fancy that. Aroma of what? Human arse?

[Sir C]

Yours. The games are at 13:00, 16:00, 19:00 and 22:00 Moscow time. Moscow is currently one hour ahead of us so they must be two ahead of you.

I can't be watching football at 11 am. I'll be pissed all afternoon.

[Luis Anaconda]

I can't be watching football at 11 am. I'll be pissed all afternoon.

Ah - England Argentina in 2002. Hammered by midday on a Friday

[Sir C]

Ah - England Argentina in 2002. Hammered by midday on a Friday

I watched that at a friend's house in Germany, with beer and Weisswurst.