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[Burney]

It's remarkable that you can throw a Frog in the Thames on Saturday and only find him the following Wednesday. Who'd have thought the Thames had so many nooks and crannies?

Tidal, innit. Loads of currents and shiz. I seem to remember old Chuck D dealt with this in Our Mutual Friend. There are sort of standard places where they tend to wash up depending where they go in.

Given that two of the most recent terrorist victims have died in the Thames, one is tempted to wonder whether anyone thought Enoch Powell's predictions would come quite so literally true?