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[Sir C]

Has she written a poem about your allegedly impressive todger ?
I would like to hear it but I do not want to see it

You cannot hear my todger, v. It has been sleeping for the better part of a quarter of a century and very rarely stirs at all.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

You cannot hear my todger, v. It has been sleeping for the better part of a quarter of a century and very rarely stirs at all.

Mine only rages and elongates with fervour when I am asleep and busting for a piss

[Sir C]

Mine only rages and elongates with fervour when I am asleep and busting for a piss

I shall keep that image close to my heart, v. Thank you for sharing.