Now even the Allan women have gone all stabby.

[Rich]

Well here's the thing, you see? Is it terrorism? Is it a hate crime? From what we can see, it would seem to me to be both.

There is also the minor issue of how we are supposed to identify the assailants if they were all dressed head to toe in black and had their faces covered? But that's a whole other can of worms.

Raid the homes of every burkah clad woman in the area and take said burkahs for forensic testing.