Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
Well last night I got on the tube. and now I am watching everyone (more than usual)

Nervous fella gets on next to me fits the profile, big beard, backpack, now I am thinking right if he moves suddenly crack him as hard as you can. This is a very sad way of thinking, Knowing my luck he'd be taking his phone out of his pocket I'd hit him and he'll die and I go to prison for life.
Not a jury in the land would convict you, f. The man is guilty of Allan-ing in a built up area and deserves anything he gets.