I got pulled over by the police the other day for driving down the wrong way of a one

[Pat Vegas]

way street.

copper comes over and says 'you are driving the wrong way down a one way street.'

I said yep

'didn't you see the arrows?'

I didn't even see the Indians.

[Ash]

way street.

copper comes over and says 'you are driving the wrong way down a one way street.'

I said yep

'didn't you see the arrows?'

I didn't even see the Indians.

Nicos, how did you get Pat's login and password?

[Sir C]

way street.

copper comes over and says 'you are driving the wrong way down a one way street.'

I said yep

'didn't you see the arrows?'

I didn't even see the Indians.

My word. If it's 1973 again I'm late for double maths!

[Pokster]

My word. If it's 1973 again I'm late for double maths!

You had double mathsa when you were 7!! You went to a tough school

[Pat Vegas]

Nicos, how did you get Pat's login and password?

What's it to you my friend?

my account was clearly hacked and Pat Vegas name was edited on to my post.

[Burney]

My word. If it's 1973 again I'm late for double maths!

Charlie Williams! He was funny 'cos he was black and made jokes about how black he was even though in fact he was slightly paler than Des O'Connor.