Reply With QuoteActually I can't picture your hooter right now. Is it particularly large?Originally Posted by Monty92
Why is my nose "ridiculous"?
You're renowned for having an extremely large penís - is this also ridiculous?
Actually I can't picture your hooter right now. Is it particularly large?
You must have miss heard, someone said Sir C was a massive cock
Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar
It's just a big heebie honker, what more can I say?
You get used to it and adapt your life accordingly, taking the necessary precautions such as making sure you don't turn around too quickly when in close proximity of other people
And your penís?
Funnily enough, I remember back in the days when the organ in question had a sexual function, it was occasionally commented upon as being of pleasing stature. These days, of course, it is a shrivelled, dangling worm-like dead thing, through which a thin dribble of urine passes 8 or 9 times a night.
Still. Can't complain.
The missus wants us to move to Margate
By "us" I'm assuming she means her and the kids?
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman
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