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Thread: Today I woke up to some truly horrific news

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    Today I woke up to some truly horrific news

    The missus wants us to move to Margate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    The missus wants us to move to Margate
    I thought they are revamping it all. All the seaside crap and asylum seekers are being pushed out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    I thought they are revamping it all. All the seaside crap and asylum seekers are being pushed out.
    Yes, she's campaigning quite heavily on these grounds. She just sent me this

    http://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/...-a3328276.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    The missus wants us to move to Margate
    It's properly up and coming, allegedly.

    It was, is and always will be a fúcking tip. And the Isle of Thanet smells of cabbages.

    Whistsable's nice but would cost you lots more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    The missus wants us to move to Margate
    Ace - you can sing this every night on the way home from work
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kzpHzUJCd4

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Yes, she's campaigning quite heavily on these grounds. She just sent me this

    http://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/...-a3328276.html
    I am always a bit wary of these things. But maybe it's nice to be a bit further away.

    For example Edmonton is cheap as chips compared to the rest of the surrounding areas, I know if I actually go ahead and buy there it will backfire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    The missus wants us to move to Margate
    The problem is getting anywhere from there. You realise it's fûcking miles from anywhere, right?

    Also, Tracy Emin comes from there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    The problem is getting anywhere from there. You realise it's fûcking miles from anywhere, right?

    Also, Tracy Emin comes from there.
    It's 40 mins away to the rest of Europe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    It's properly up and coming, allegedly.

    It was, is and always will be a fúcking tip. And the Isle of Thanet smells of cabbages.

    Whistsable's nice but would cost you lots more.
    Wouldn't Monty claim to live in Whitstable anyway?
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    Wouldn't Monty claim to live in Whitstable anyway?
    Honestly, I'd worry for his safety walking down the street in Margate. Some chav might stab him just for having a ridiculous nose.

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