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Thread: I am going to win the Euromillions jackpot this evening.

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    I am going to win the Euromillions jackpot this evening.

    Congratulation.

    First purchase will to be buy Awimb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    Congratulation.

    First purchase will to be buy Awimb.
    How much is the top prize in this competition, f? Is it a sum with which one might retire?

    If so, where may I purchase an entry?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    How much is the top prize in this competition, f? Is it a sum with which one might retire?

    If so, where may I purchase an entry?
    £133 million pounds Sir C. Do you think it will be enough?
    You can buy online or at the cigarette counters at most supermarkets.

    Nothing more annoying than wanting to buy some fags to have some scratchcard **** in front of me taking forever.

    Lets say you found a low savings rate of 2% to keep it simple on that money. lets take off half for tax sake, after tax it means you could have £3677 to spend a day without ever having to use any of your monies.
    Last edited by Pat Vegas; 06-02-2017 at 01:18 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    £133 million pounds Sir C. Do you think it will be enough?
    You can buy online or at the cigarette counters at most supermarkets.

    Nothing more annoying than wanting to buy some fags to have some scratchcard **** in front of me taking forever.
    *gulp* I confess, such an amount would be a most welcome addition to the Charlie family coffers. Yes, Mrs Charlie would be comfortably kept in hats for some time to come. I may investigate the feasibility of investing in this game of chance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    *gulp* I confess, such an amount would be a most welcome addition to the Charlie family coffers. Yes, Mrs Charlie would be comfortably kept in hats for some time to come. I may investigate the feasibility of investing in this game of chance.
    I don't normally buy tickets as I find the prize breakdown not very good. The top prizes are good but the lower amounts are rubbish and the odds are terrible of winning anything.

    when I do play I have often won less than I had paid for the tickets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    I don't normally buy tickets as I find the prize breakdown not very good. The top prizes are good but the lower amounts are rubbish and the odds are terrible of winning anything.

    when I do play I have often won less than I had paid for the tickets.
    So it is just like visiting the casino but without the need for black tie and no chance of being hassled by Ukrainian hookers? I must say, it sounds rather fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    So it is just like visiting the casino but without the need for black tie and no chance of being hassled by Ukrainian hookers? I must say, it sounds rather fun.
    But what if you win?
    then you need to go out and find the Ukrainian hookers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    Congratulation.

    First purchase will to be buy Awimb.
    Can't even play it here. ****ing ****s.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    But what if you win?
    then you need to go out and find the Ukrainian hookers.
    If he wins i think The Ukranian hookers will find him
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige View Post
    Can't even play it here. ****ing ****s.
    I was reading this helpful advise if you happen to win the jackpot

    "however. Having a 9-5 helps ground you in reality; not only does it provide you with some much-needed social interaction and routine, it also reminds you of the true value of money – something which, as a lottery winner, you can ill afford to lose sight of"

    What a load of *******s I'd finish up my notice period professionally though.
    Why waste nearly 40 hours plus travelling to work a day when you have millions in the bank.

    If I won an amount such as 1 or 2 million then I would continue to work.

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